1. Notes: 1 / 4 hours ago 

    Dear male friends,

    As much as I love you guys and have tons of fun every time we hang out,  like last night when we watched the Eagles, I’d really prefer the topic of conversation not be ten minutes about which girls we work with you’d like to have give you a blowjob.

    Especially if I’m sitting in between the two of you and have to hear every very detailed word of it.

    I know, I know.  I’m supposed to deal with it because I’m just “one of the guys”.  I don’t think so. I don’t need to be reminded what shallow tools you are (which, oh, I tolerate; no one’s flawless). I want to like to hang out with you all.

  2. Notes: 4 / 14 hours ago  from camanda
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    camanda:

    Stealers Wheel - “Stuck in the Middle”
    from Stealers Wheel

    There are other songs, not specifically composed for the purpose, that are strongly tied to the films they’re used in (Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” in Say Anything would be another example). I don’t think there’s an entire soundtrack like that, at least not for me, that isn’t Reservoir Dogs. Harry Nilsson’s “Coconut,” Joe Tex’s “I Gotcha,” George Baker Selection’s “Little Green Bag,” and Blue Swede’s “Hooked On a Feeling” all immediately make me think of that movie, even if I knew the song before I saw the movie.

    And there’s not a single song with a scene as memorable as “Stuck in the Middle.”

    Never seen the movie? Got a strong stomach? Here: enjoy.

    ♫ Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
    I got the feeling that something ain’t right ♫

    Yeah, I’ll say.

    Okay so why didn’t I know until now that you were a Res Dogs fan??  It’s one of my absolute faves.

  3. Notes: 2 / 1 day ago 

    I don't know how many of you have seen it but...

    The MLBN special about the 1984 Padres is pretty neat.  It’s on tonight again at 11 pm.  Proceed with caution, apparently today is Yankee dick-sucking day, besides that Padres special.  I woke up to the May 23rd game, Happ’s first start that Lidge blew.  AN ALL-TIME GAME?  REALLY?  REALLY?!

  4. Notes: 3 / 1 day ago 
    Metrodome opens doors for "garage sale"

    In preparation for their move across downtown Minneapolis to their spanking-new ballpark, the Twins held their advertised Garage Sale to unload items that have accumulated in closets and storerooms during all those years.

    Thousands of fans, some arriving well before dawn, almost entirely ringed the Dome when the sale began at 10 a.m.

    In the understatement of the day, a recorded message told them “a short wait may be required.”

    […]

    Ball caps and straw hats went for $3, a bobblehead of TC, the team’s furry mascot, cost $5. Logo-emblazoned socks: $4, and whiffle bats were $2.

    At the high end were bobblehead sets of the 1965 American League champs, which fetched a cool $400. Another bobblehead collection of the entire roster of the 1987 World Series champions (including an erroneously left-handed Greg Gagne) cost $350.

    ———-

    Well done, Metrodome/Twins.  Well done.

  5. Notes: 1 / 2 days ago 

    So I concluded today that I love the '09 team more than the '93 team.

    Yeah.  I said it.

  6. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago  from oswingpercent (originally from jaysonvooyrhees)

    Also, moving within the next 12 months? Looks more likely than it's ever been.

    oswingpercent:

    jaysonvooyrhees:

    oswingpercent:

    “The homo part of the city”?

    The “gayborhood”, whatever you wanna call it.  Decatur/Virginia Highlands is a big gay-friendly area.  Actually, Atlanta is a more gay-friendly area than most metro areas

    Aaand that’s bad, how?

    It’s not bad, where did I say that????  I said I don’t want to go to the west part of the city because it’s crime-ridden.  The central-east is where I want to go.

  7. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago  from oswingpercent (originally from jaysonvooyrhees)

    Also, moving within the next 12 months? Looks more likely than it's ever been.

    oswingpercent:

    jaysonvooyrhees:

    k-troll:

    jaysonvooyrhees:

    And by moving I mean the fuck out of here, as in hundreds and hundreds miles away. This whole area.  I love Philadelphia but I’m willing to part with it for my own sanity.  My coworker offered to move with me, which I wasn’t expecting but am more than pleasantly surprised with. :)  If you guys would support me, even if you think I’m crazy, I’d appreciate that muchly because I have absolutely no support/faith coming from my family.

    Good for you!  I wish I had the courage/means/will to do such a thing, but I’m glad you are doing it and proud of you for doing so!  I can only give you this kind of support, but I know you’ll make it. :)

    I’m seriously thinking about Atlanta.  My coworker has family down there so at least there’s that.  My parents don’t know I’m looking at Atlanta.  I guess I feel weird about Atlanta, about admitting I want to move there because of how bad I rip the Braves, idk, but I’ve become fairly knowledgeable about the area just through having to research the area for other purposes outside of me wanting to move.  But I’ve started looking at apartments in Midtown, Buckhead (which is more $$$ but why not look at least) and Decatur.  I’m really trying to stay away from Smyrna and College Park, not just because of the supposed crime rates (although that’s a lot of it…), but also because the homo part of the city is centered in the central-east. 
    I’m going to Atlanta at the end of May/beginning of June to see the Phils but I’m staying the whole week to see how I like the city and because I do want to look at apartments.  and honestly I’d try to move in the summer next year but that’s in the middle of the baseball season lol.  So no can do.  And Atlanta works out for seeing my Phils, since they’re down there three times a year, and tix are cheaper than going to CBP.

    But Atlanta’s the only city I’ve really had a feeling about besides Seattle, which I’ve shyed away from simply because of the West Coast/time difference factor.  So that can’t be bad, ya know? 

    Thanks for your support, I really do appreciate it.

    “The homo part of the city”?

    The “gayborhood”, whatever you wanna call it.  Decatur/Virginia Highlands is a big gay-friendly area.  Actually, Atlanta is a more gay-friendly area than most metro areas

  8. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago  from k-troll (originally from jaysonvooyrhees)

    Also, moving within the next 12 months? Looks more likely than it's ever been.

    k-troll:

    jaysonvooyrhees:

    And by moving I mean the fuck out of here, as in hundreds and hundreds miles away. This whole area.  I love Philadelphia but I’m willing to part with it for my own sanity.  My coworker offered to move with me, which I wasn’t expecting but am more than pleasantly surprised with. :)  If you guys would support me, even if you think I’m crazy, I’d appreciate that muchly because I have absolutely no support/faith coming from my family.

    Good for you!  I wish I had the courage/means/will to do such a thing, but I’m glad you are doing it and proud of you for doing so!  I can only give you this kind of support, but I know you’ll make it. :)

    I’m seriously thinking about Atlanta.  My coworker has family down there so at least there’s that.  My parents don’t know I’m looking at Atlanta.  I guess I feel weird about Atlanta, about admitting I want to move there because of how bad I rip the Braves, idk, but I’ve become fairly knowledgeable about the area just through having to research the area for other purposes outside of me wanting to move.  But I’ve started looking at apartments in Midtown, Buckhead (which is more $$$ but why not look at least) and Decatur.  I’m really trying to stay away from Smyrna and College Park, not just because of the supposed crime rates (although that’s a lot of it…), but also because the homo part of the city is centered in the central-east. 
    I’m going to Atlanta at the end of May/beginning of June to see the Phils but I’m staying the whole week to see how I like the city and because I do want to look at apartments.  and honestly I’d try to move in the summer next year but that’s in the middle of the baseball season lol.  So no can do.  And Atlanta works out for seeing my Phils, since they’re down there three times a year, and tix are cheaper than going to CBP.

    But Atlanta’s the only city I’ve really had a feeling about besides Seattle, which I’ve shyed away from simply because of the West Coast/time difference factor.  So that can’t be bad, ya know? 

    Thanks for your support, I really do appreciate it.

  9. Notes: 15 / 2 days ago  from k-troll

    If Domino's gets all this business because of me tonight, I'll be both impressed and disappointed.

    (via k-troll)

    I WAS THINKING ABOUT ORDERING PIZZA ANYWAY SO >:P

  10. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago 

    Also, moving within the next 12 months? Looks more likely than it's ever been.

    And by moving I mean the fuck out of here, as in hundreds and hundreds miles away. This whole area.  I love Philadelphia but I’m willing to part with it for my own sanity.  My coworker offered to move with me, which I wasn’t expecting but am more than pleasantly surprised with. :)  If you guys would support me, even if you think I’m crazy, I’d appreciate that muchly because I have absolutely no support/faith coming from my family.

  11. Notes: 3 / 2 days ago 

    So I just ordered two large thin-crust pizzas and a bread bowl

    And I have a feeling I’ll be eating all of it. :(

  12. Notes: 8 / 2 days ago  from k-troll

    My God, It's Stay Home And Eat Pizza Friday here.

    k-troll:

    Or is it like this every week?

    I’m gonna order some pizza anyway even though I already ate.  It’s one of those “drown my sorrows in food” nights.

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