David Wright's spring training activities

  • Mets!Kerry: lol someone said david goes down to spring training early "to make little nameplates for everyone out of glitter and macaroni"
  • Mets!Kerry: i can see him now...working on them with his tongue hanging out, cuz he's CONCENTRATING
  • Me: >:d
  • Mets!Kerry: lol exactly
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Pearl Jam | Just Breathe
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Stay with me
Let’s just breathe
Practiced all my sins, never gonna let me win,
Under everything, just another human being,
I don’t wanna hurt, there’s so much in this world to make me bleed
Stay with me
You’re all I see…
Did I say that I need you?
Did I say that I want you?
Oh, if I didn’t I’m a fool you see
No one knows this more than me.

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cutest ♥

Things that never fail to amuse me:  Major League Baseball players acting like five-year-olds. 

Smoltz&Glav BFFL, 1990 edition :P  I tried to caption these but it became way too insane.

Under the blazing sun of south Maui, Chad Gaudin and Shane Victorino exchanged pleasantries before heading out for a round of golf.It was a much different scene than when Gaudin’s New York Yankees and Victorino’s Philadelphia Phillies met in the World Series earlier this month.
Gaudin and about 20 other sports figures and celebrities gathered at the Makena Beach and Golf Resort yesterday for the 2nd Annual Shane Victorino Celebrity Golf Classic.
Last year’s inaugural event raised $100,000 for the Alzheimer’s Association Aloha Chapter. This year the goal was set at $120,000, with the proceeds benefitting the Hawai’i Children’s Cancer Foundation.
“He said that he wanted to do something for children this year and we are elated,” HCCF representative Diane Ono said. “This tournament couldn’t have come at a better time. The economy has meant some parents are losing their jobs and the financial and emotional strain can be unbelievable. We just try to make the process simple for them: pay a bill, pay for gas, that kind of thing.”[Click for whole article]Photo Credit: Teddi Anderson, Honolulu Advertiser

Under the blazing sun of south Maui, Chad Gaudin and Shane Victorino exchanged pleasantries before heading out for a round of golf.

It was a much different scene than when Gaudin’s New York Yankees and Victorino’s Philadelphia Phillies met in the World Series earlier this month.

Gaudin and about 20 other sports figures and celebrities gathered at the Makena Beach and Golf Resort yesterday for the 2nd Annual Shane Victorino Celebrity Golf Classic.

Last year’s inaugural event raised $100,000 for the Alzheimer’s Association Aloha Chapter. This year the goal was set at $120,000, with the proceeds benefitting the Hawai’i Children’s Cancer Foundation.

“He said that he wanted to do something for children this year and we are elated,” HCCF representative Diane Ono said. “This tournament couldn’t have come at a better time. The economy has meant some parents are losing their jobs and the financial and emotional strain can be unbelievable. We just try to make the process simple for them: pay a bill, pay for gas, that kind of thing.”

[Click for whole article]

Photo Credit: Teddi Anderson, Honolulu Advertiser

Why:a) do I even have this picture  (shut up, Pam)b) am I posting this picture (no, really, Pam, shut up)c) can’t I tear myself away from this picture.  nnnph. I think it’s just one of those days.

Why:

a) do I even have this picture  (shut up, Pam)
b) am I posting this picture (no, really, Pam, shut up)
c) can’t I tear myself away from this picture.  nnnph.

I think it’s just one of those days.

Phils tickets, for my own reference.

Season plans will go on sale beginning Tuesday. The team will begin selling six-pack packages Dec. 4, group sales on Jan. 13 and individual-game tickets on Feb. 18.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Oh, that’s my system: the M.A.C. ‘Move in After Completion.’ I wait ‘til you’re done with them and then I swoop in, give them a shoulder to cry on and then we hump.

Mac, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via crabcakes) (via fuckyeahalwayssunny)

See, I like this M.A.C. system a lot better than D.E.N.N.I.S.  :P
fuckyeahcuteanimalss:

vi.sualize.us

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I hate a lot of things but

Character assessment surveys on job employment forms probably rank up in the top three.

Friday, November 20, 2009
(via fuckyeah1990s)OMFG WE GOT THE NEW BOP-ITS IN AND I AM JUST KICKING ASS AT IT.  I think my high score is like 120+

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OMFG WE GOT THE NEW BOP-ITS IN AND I AM JUST KICKING ASS AT IT.  I think my high score is like 120+

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